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Thursday, 14 May 2026

Meeting 1197 "Nursing Fudgy Limerick Hangovers"

 We can thank Toastmaster of the evening Helen for the unusual meeting theme, "Nursing Fudgy Limerick Hangovers." 

All was made clear at the meeting when she told us, Florence Nightingale was born on the 12th of May, so it is "National Nurses Day." It is also "Nutty Fudge Day" and "Limerick Day."

She explained: "When I saw the three references an image crept into my mind of Florence Nightingale providing care to a court jester who had been up all night writing Limericks to entertain the King and had eaten a mountain of fudge so he could stay awake.  Consequently, Florence was nursing his fudgy limericks hangover!" (Who knows the depths of the human mind!)

Helen
We were delighted to welcome Emma, who was visiting our club for the first time.

In the absence of our Sergeant at Arms, Marlene called the meeting to order and handed control to President Chris. 

Marlene
Chris

Marlene used a limerick to propose a toast to "Fudgy Limericks and Florence Nightingale."

Toastmaster Helen kept the meeting moving smoothly with limericks between segments.

In the absence of our Word Master, Chris provided the word, "Inclement" which suited the present weather. It can also mean "severe, harsh or stormy." As usual, Trish was the clear winner who used the word many times.

Erin presented the Robin Robin warm up by inviting all to speak for 20 seconds each on "Something you've done while nursing a hangover." Several members managed to answer with a limerick - some better than others.

Erin
 
There were two prepared speeches. Eoin presented a humorous speech about his mentor - his wife. It was a Level 2 project in the Presentation Mastery path.

It was evaluated by Erin.

Eoin

The second speaker was John, who with many gestures and humour spoke about "Qld Workplace Philosophy"

It was evaluated by Christiane.

John
Christiane

Arun presented his raffle, consisting of a colourful throw pillow, a "Stranger Things" mug that changes colour, a copper flask, and a bottle of wine. It was won by Jill.

Arun

The supper break gave us an opportunity for a chat. Narelle had provided the supper but was unable to attend so she sent it with Helen.

Supper time

Supper

There were not quite enough club members present to form a quorum for the scheduled business session; however, the following members were elected as club officers for the new Toastmasters year (1 July 2026 – 30 June 2027), with their election to be ratified at our next meeting. 

President: Jonathon
Vice President: Helen
Vice President Membership: John
Vice President Public Relations: Eoin
Secretary: Narelle
Treasurer: Arun
Sergeant at Arms: Jill

Our proposed information stall at the Einbunpin Festival in July was also briefly discussed, and Christiane agreed to organise it.

Chris chaired the election

Table Topics master Trish called on Arun, Jill, Chris, Peter, Helen and Marlene to answer some very challenging Table Topic questions - most of them involving a limerick.


TTMaster Trish
Arun

      
Chris
Peter

Helen
  
Marlene

The Table Topics were evaluated by Mali. (Her first time as evaluator.)
John presented a General Evaluation of the meeting.

Mali
John

The evening's awards went to Eoin (Best Speech,) Erin (Most Improved,) Christiane (Best Evaluator,) and Marlene (Best Table Topic.)

Award winners 12th May 2026

Next Meeting Tuesday 26th May 2026.    



Tuesday, 5 May 2026

District 69 Conference - Rock Solid Growth

The May long weekend saw Stanthorpe be filled by Toastmasters: the District Conference is the next level after the Division Conference to battle out our best speakers.

The District 69 conference brings together the winners, supporters and interested members from 8 divisions (in alphabetical order):

  1.  Brisbane
  2. Central
  3. Eastern
  4. Moreton
  5. Northern
  6. Pacifika
  7. Southern
  8. Western 

The conference booklet provided to the 123 full registrations also gave us some encouraging statistics: those 8 divisions are separated into 35 areas which in turn are 147 clubs filled by 2198 members.

Since the District conference is a 2.5 day event, there is much more than 4 contests:

The conference started at Stanny Brewhouse where conference convener Michelle welcomed us before Councillor Russell spoke some words. Afterwards, District 69 director Nicky gave us some sneak peaks what to expect over the next 48 hours - before finger food was served and we were able to welcome fellow Toastmasters (and make new friends - thank you Janine, Lorraine and Tracey to put up with me before Moreton Division people arrived).

 

The Saturday program started with MC Marty calling Charly (Year 6 student) to give the first address.

Samantha with "Sensational Stanthorpe" followed with a very emotional recall of history and past events. 


It was time for the first contest!

The Table Topic contest was chaired by Brendan who asked the following contestants in turn:

  • I know it's trivial but it really bothers me
  1. Kait (Western)
  2. Lorris (Eastern)
  3. Tarik (Southern)
  4. Monica (Pacifika)
  5. Heidi (Moreton)
  6. Dot (Northern)
  7. Karen (Central)
  8. Jeremy (Brisbane)

With no time disqualifications, the awards went to:

  1. Heidi
  2. Karen
  3. Kait 

After morning tea, we heard from 

  • International Director Monique's Keynote address titled "Staying Here and Growing More"
    • reminding us that the reason we first came to Toastmasters might not be the reason we stay 
  • Jolene (aka Ranger Jo) - "Granite Belt Beauty"
  • Breakout sessions: Rock Solid Growth
    • Di - "Making Your Stories Come Alive
    • Margot - "When Your Nerves Take Over - How to Take Them Back"
    • Trevor - "Memory Pegging Masterclass"
      • After assigning a word to the numbers of 1-10, we learned how to remember a shopping list (many remembered all 10 items) and then were interrupted from our to-do list - I didn't get to thank Trevor for helping us remember to first bake a birthday cake, then hit the gym, afterwards visit the chemist...) 

Lunch gave us the opportunity to purchase raffle tickets.

The second keynote speaker was Roly (don't you dare call him Professor!) on "Truth And Thruthiness in Public Talk". He even explained why we can call Bullshit when we see it - scientific paper. 


The second contest for Saturday was the International Contest, chaired by last year's winner Graham.

He called on:

  1. Jem (Western) - "30 Years And One Storm"
  2. Tarik (Southern) - "Who Holds the Pen?"
  3. Steve (Eastern) - "The Self-esteem Folder" 
  4. Robert G (Brisbane) - "Left Right Out"
  5. Robert W (Northern) - "How to Get Out of Your Own Way"
  6. Julius (Pacifika) - "No Regrets"
  7. Heidi (Moreton) - "The Daniel Tree"
  8. Andria (Central) - "When Fun Went Missing"

 No Time disqualifications meant, Graham could award:

  1. Steve 
  2. Heidi
  3. Julius 
 
Saturday night saw us visting Golden Grove Estate for a full evening of good food (dinner), fun (entertainment) and dance.

Our MCs for the evening were Peter and Margaret. First, they called on Colin F who gave us the toast. International Director Monique gave the response: a Thank you to all of us - for coming and for being members of Toastmasters.

Chef Jason gave us a mouth-watering run-down of the menu and explained his connections to the estate.

After dinner, we firstly had a panel of International Speech contestants: Colin W who had gone to the International Conference and participated in the semifinals, Steven B who was this year's winner (after trying several times) and Jem B who reached the District level for the first time.  

I learnt for practicing the speech for contests: Record and let a program print it (text to speech) since you will be able to see all the filler words you still use in the prepared speech. 

Our mystery guest of the evening was Paul who did a magnificent interpretation of The Godfather - not by killing anybody, but muting participants on Zoom, answering trivial Tabbel Topics and flirting with Nicoletta. 

Then it was time to dance the night away...

This year, there was also four categories to win a prize for dressing up:

  • Unique - Brendan, the penguin (Thorpe's brother Stan)
  • Sparkling - Di
  • Glamorous - Catherine (with some notable mentions)
  • Outrageous - Janny 

 

 

 

After such a night, it was hard to concentrate on the early morning agenda. What better way to start than listen to Kaj's humorous speech titled "A Bird Nerd's Guide to Life".

It was part of the evaluation contest, chaired by Kate and saw following participants evaluating in turn (photo not in order): 

  1. Alice (Pacifika)
  2. Joshua (Eastern)
  3. Kait (Western)
  4. Lorraine (Central)
  5. Robert (Brisbane)
  6. Julia (Southern)
  7. Heidi (Moreton)
  8. Dot (Northern)
There were no time disqualification and the awards went to:
  1. Robert
  2. Heidi
  3. Julia 
Morning tea was followed by:
  • Martin - "Beyond the Bottle: The Rise of Granite Belt Wines"
  • Breakout sessions: Rock Solid Speakers
    • Colin - "The Speakers Quarry - Unearthing, Shaping And Polishing Your Creation"
    • Peter - "Empower Through Evaluation - The Master Craft"
      • Mirror the speaker in tone
      • Be Precise
      • Invite to recommendation 
    • Annette - "Because Words Aren't Enough" 
  • International Director Workshop: Monique on "The Power of Attraction"
    • What is your club's uniqueness (in one sentence)? 
 Lunch followed.
 
The Humorous Speech Contest was chaired by last year's winner Bob. He called on:
  1. Douglas (Central) - "Employable Me in Three Ps"
  2. Thomas (Eastern) - "Rissoles Surprise"
  3. Tom (Southern) - "Kissing With Confidence"
  4. Jessica (Pacifika) - "The Ex-Girlfriend Encounter"
  5. Sunny (Brisbane) - "Lost in Translation"
  6. Catherine (Western) - "One, Two or Three; Which One Would You Choose?"
  7. Dot (Northern) - "The Learner Driver"
  8. Jai (Moreton) - "The Art Of KIS(S)"
With no time disqualifications, the awards went to:
  1. Douglas
  2. Thomas
  3. Tom 
 
It was time for the conference close which saw Michelle read out the Raffle prize winners (sadly not me), then Thank all the people involved in the planning and execution of the conference (see group photo - notable mention since Alvin didn't come into the photo shoot: Alvin who built a ramp at the back of the stage for contestant Dot since she was in three contests and couldn't make the stairs!)
District 69 director (for 2 more months) also gave her Thanks, then called on incoming District 69 director to introduce his new officers. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Twelve Moreton Division members made the way to Stanthorpe (Denise is sadly missing from the photo).
Heidi from Bracken Ridge Club was able to show off her three trophies from the weekend. 
 
 
 
MARK YOUR CALENDARS: The District 69 conference 2027 (sadly without Moreton Division) will be held over the May long weekend - 30th April to 2nd May 2027 in Brisbane - Robert will be conference convenor and is just finalising some aspects. Watch https://www.toastmastersd69.org/events/ for updates.

Saturday, 2 May 2026

Meeting 1196 "In the News"

 Congratulations to Carmy, who has been a Toastmaster for 10 years. President Chris presented Carmy with a 10-year Bookmark.

Carmy and Chris

Chris also welcomed our special guest Jenny and a first-time visitor Danie before handing control to Toastmaster Maddy. 

Maddy
 Maddy shared some "good news" items.

Trevor proposed a toast to "Nasa - Whether you believe their space journey was a brilliant success or an amazing hoax."

Trevor
Peter introduced the word "Paparazzi"

Peter
Chris

In keeping with the weather, Round Robin Master Chris asked, "What do you like to do on a wet day?"

Mali presented her Ice Breaker speech, telling her story of leaving her home in Samoa and coming to Australia.

Mali
Mali

Jill evaluated Mali's speech. It was hard to believe this was her first time as speech evaluator.

In place of an absent scheduled speaker, Helen presented a speech inspired by the meeting theme.
It was evaluated by Paul.

Helen
         
Paul




Jonathon's speech "They are not the Problem." was evaluated by Marlene.

Jonathon
Marlene


John presented his raffle - a box of Toblerone chocolates, red wine, white wine and a Scratchie ticket.
Chris was the lucky winner.

John with part of raffle

Time Keeper Helen announced that we were running ahead of time which gave us a longer supper break.

Timer Helen

Supper was provided by Christiane and Chris. 

Supper

Mali, Paul and Marlene

Narelle had prepared some challenging Table Topics for Eoin, Peter, Christiane, Trevor, John, Chris, Jenny and Arun.

Eoin ( Make up for Trump)
Peter (Oil prices)

Christiane (Wet washing)
  
Trevor (Rebel with a cause)

John (Earthquake)
Chris (Soccer Team)

Jenny (Ballroom - worth it?)
Arun (Fake news)

They were evaluated by Marlene and Carmy.

The Soap Box speaker was Christiane, who spoke of her frustrating experience with Australian Bureaucracy when she applied for an Australian visa.

Eoin conducted a quick Listening Quiz. Arun delivered a detailed General Evaluation of the evening.

Jenny, acting as Area Director, congratulated the club on being one of the top performing clubs in District 69.

Jenny

The award winners for the evening were John (Best Table Topics,) Paul (Best Evaluator,) and Mali (Best Speech and Most Improved.)

Award Winners 28th April 2026

Next meeting will be on Tuesday 12th May. The theme is "Nursing Fudgy Limerick Hangovers." (?!!!)
There will be a short business session and election of Club Officers for the Toastmaster year 30th June 26 - 1st July 27. Please consider taking on an executive role. It is very rewarding and you will receive plenty of help and guidance.

The club executive roles are:

The President provides overall leadership of the executive committee and the club
The Vice-President of Education (VPE) manages the club's educational programme and support of members.
The Vice-President of Membership (VPM) manages the guest-to-member process.
The Vice-President of Public Relations (VPPR) promotes the club, e.g., through social media and the club's website.
The Secretary manages the club's records, such as minutes.
The Treasurer manages the club's finances, such as membership dues.
The Sergeant-at-arms (SAA) manages the club's property and venue.
The Immediate past president supports and advises the executive committee.